The COTY Award

So I have been living in Atl (misrepresented as the "A" but that's another story) for about 2 months, and ever since I have moved here, there has been an event going on every weekend, week, day, something. However, there has been something that has eluded me since I have been here and it finally happened on Sunday night.

Leaving a pool party/cookout with some friends, we stopped at a gas station for the people trailing me to get gas. As we pull up I notice something out the corner of my eye by the end pump. A lady was hanging out here window with a camera phone saying "YEAH YEAH YEAH GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! BOAW BOAW BOAW!" and there was an older crackhead dancing and gyrating and poppin and everything else for a couple dollars. Now don't get me wrong, I am not naive to the crackhead phenomenon but this one was far more passionate than those from Mobile, Alabama that I have seen and other places I have been. He must have been dancing, HARD!, for about 6 or 7 minutes non stop and didn't even look remotely winded. Dude was giving shoutouts to other crackheads on camera, fielding requests, hell I think he even could have pumped her gas at the same time if she asked him to and he would have did it flawlessly. For that I got to give him my first award of The Daily Most Random and that is Crackhead of the Year - All Around (the COTYs) and I'll give him a name that I feel he may have been called, Jethro Leo Williamson.

I salute you Jethro, good luck and godspeed on all your crackhead endeavors and journeys, you are appreciated and IF I see you again, I'll be sure to give you some Monopoly money.