Ever thought about doing something you know you are not and should not do? Did you do it? Hmmmmm. Seems nowadays people don't really think about what they do before they do it, I know I sure don't most of the time. But you know what? It's better that way most of the time, why should you spend your life questioning every little thing your do. Hell just do what is in your nature, if you are brought in a certain way and you want to rebel, do it. If you want to kick a dude in the nuts just cuz, do it (consequences my friends, consequences). If you want to be like Chippy D and Kat Stacks and drop it like its hot on some pole, well by all means do yo thang boo boo. I think people should stop judging each other off stupid stuff and judge them off things that matter...
Just my two cents. And trust this is a completely random idea. Well maybe not because I am starting my roadtripping escapades off today and I'm a do what TheMost does... THE MOST!!!!
Peacelovesoul
PS I am listening to Who Let These Hoes In My Room by Luda muahahahahaha
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Southern Rap Throwback Playlist
Aight so last night I really felt like I was 12, 13 all over again. So I decided to compile this list of jams that really epitomizes the south and rap back in the day. Enjoy my friends
Mystikal - The Man Right Chea/ I Smell Smoke
No Limit - Make Em Say Uhhh/ Hot Boys and Girls
Hot Boys - We On Fire/ I Need A Hot Girl
Juvenile - Ha/ 400 degreez/ Back Dat Azz Up
Big Tymers - Top Of The Line Nigga/ Millionaire Dream
BG - Bling, Bling (video version Lil Wayne KILLS it)/ Cash Money Is An Army
504 Boyz - Wobble, Wobble
TRU - Hoody Hoo/ No Limit Soldiers
Silkk Da Shocker - It Aint My Fault Pt. 1 and 2/ Let Me Hit It
Mac - Murder Murder, Kill Kill feat. Mystikal
Master P - Mr. Ice Cream Man/ Bout It Bout It
Young Bleed - How you Do That feat Master P and C-Loc
Ying Yang Twins - Whistle While You Twerk (video version)
Pastor Troy - Ain't No Mo Play in GA/ I Declare War
Turk - Yes We Do/ At The Same Time
Lil Wayne - Get Off The Corner/ Biznite
Jam to this and tell me the south ain't have it on lock back in the day
Mystikal - The Man Right Chea/ I Smell Smoke
No Limit - Make Em Say Uhhh/ Hot Boys and Girls
Hot Boys - We On Fire/ I Need A Hot Girl
Juvenile - Ha/ 400 degreez/ Back Dat Azz Up
Big Tymers - Top Of The Line Nigga/ Millionaire Dream
BG - Bling, Bling (video version Lil Wayne KILLS it)/ Cash Money Is An Army
504 Boyz - Wobble, Wobble
TRU - Hoody Hoo/ No Limit Soldiers
Silkk Da Shocker - It Aint My Fault Pt. 1 and 2/ Let Me Hit It
Mac - Murder Murder, Kill Kill feat. Mystikal
Master P - Mr. Ice Cream Man/ Bout It Bout It
Young Bleed - How you Do That feat Master P and C-Loc
Ying Yang Twins - Whistle While You Twerk (video version)
Pastor Troy - Ain't No Mo Play in GA/ I Declare War
Turk - Yes We Do/ At The Same Time
Lil Wayne - Get Off The Corner/ Biznite
Jam to this and tell me the south ain't have it on lock back in the day
Producer Kings of the Ring Round 1
The Tale of the Tape:
Hailing from Norfolk, VA Age 39 weighing in at 269 steroid using pounds of pure fat transformed muscle they call him Timothy "Timbaland" Mosley
Hailing from Virginia Beach, VA with a combined anorexic weight of 210 pounds those beat machine, keyboard pounding skater boys Pharell Williams and Chad Hugo aka The Neptunes
And our Write In candidate Age 37 hailing from Atlanta, GA weighing in at, it doesn't even matter because he has a generation of men's wifey of his arm and Money Ain't a Thang to Jermaine "JD" Dupri Mauldin
"Ok Gentlemen, this battle is for the supreme title as Producer of the Decade and shall chronicle the triumphs and defeats, peaks and valleys, good, bad, and ugly of the 2000s in your respective careers. This will be a fair fight and everyone leaves on the their feet. Touch beat machines, LET"S GET IT ON!"
2000:
JD comes out swinging first having produced and introducing Jagged Edge and their album JE Heartbreak, now yall know that "Let's Get Married" had all the girls talking bout "I'm a come down the aisle to that song" or "I want my man to propose to me and that song come on" each coming with *two snaps* and a *neck roll* after
Timbaland and The Neptunes ask if he has any other contributions for this year worth noting... no reply from JD so could you please sit your lil ass down thank you very much
Timbaland comes with Phat Rabbit - Ludacris
The Neptunes say Southern Hospitality
Neptunes got that one
Then Tim says aight then whatr about Hey Papi - Jay-Z top that!
The Neptunes say I Just Wanna Love U still in heavy rotation in the club in Miami your song in Milwaukee
Nigga please thats city plus everywhere else just as much as yours
This is a draw
Look "Timbo" '99 was a fantastic year for you we give you that, BUT we talking bout 2000, you in a whole different millennium! Now with the exception of them couple songs you just mentioned we completely smashed you homie, SMASHED! Tim says well...
WELL WHAT?! What else you got that can rival Girls Dem Sugar by Beenie Man, Shake It Fast and Danger by Mystikal, and How Many Licks by Lil Kim? Don't Worry we will wait Timmay... Hell we even hooked Ray J wack ass up with his only "hit" Wait A Minute
Tim stands no match for the barrage of hits The Neptunes pelt him with and returns back to his corner at the end of Round 1.
Y2K, the year of the supposed computer crash, doesn't effect the other worldly gentlemen. 2000 goes to The Neptunes
Stay tuned for more in the fight, it is sure to be a good one!
Hailing from Norfolk, VA Age 39 weighing in at 269 steroid using pounds of pure fat transformed muscle they call him Timothy "Timbaland" Mosley
Hailing from Virginia Beach, VA with a combined anorexic weight of 210 pounds those beat machine, keyboard pounding skater boys Pharell Williams and Chad Hugo aka The Neptunes
And our Write In candidate Age 37 hailing from Atlanta, GA weighing in at, it doesn't even matter because he has a generation of men's wifey of his arm and Money Ain't a Thang to Jermaine "JD" Dupri Mauldin
"Ok Gentlemen, this battle is for the supreme title as Producer of the Decade and shall chronicle the triumphs and defeats, peaks and valleys, good, bad, and ugly of the 2000s in your respective careers. This will be a fair fight and everyone leaves on the their feet. Touch beat machines, LET"S GET IT ON!"
2000:
JD comes out swinging first having produced and introducing Jagged Edge and their album JE Heartbreak, now yall know that "Let's Get Married" had all the girls talking bout "I'm a come down the aisle to that song" or "I want my man to propose to me and that song come on" each coming with *two snaps* and a *neck roll* after
Timbaland and The Neptunes ask if he has any other contributions for this year worth noting... no reply from JD so could you please sit your lil ass down thank you very much
Timbaland comes with Phat Rabbit - Ludacris
The Neptunes say Southern Hospitality
Neptunes got that one
Then Tim says aight then whatr about Hey Papi - Jay-Z top that!
The Neptunes say I Just Wanna Love U still in heavy rotation in the club in Miami your song in Milwaukee
Nigga please thats city plus everywhere else just as much as yours
This is a draw
Look "Timbo" '99 was a fantastic year for you we give you that, BUT we talking bout 2000, you in a whole different millennium! Now with the exception of them couple songs you just mentioned we completely smashed you homie, SMASHED! Tim says well...
WELL WHAT?! What else you got that can rival Girls Dem Sugar by Beenie Man, Shake It Fast and Danger by Mystikal, and How Many Licks by Lil Kim? Don't Worry we will wait Timmay... Hell we even hooked Ray J wack ass up with his only "hit" Wait A Minute
Tim stands no match for the barrage of hits The Neptunes pelt him with and returns back to his corner at the end of Round 1.
Y2K, the year of the supposed computer crash, doesn't effect the other worldly gentlemen. 2000 goes to The Neptunes
Stay tuned for more in the fight, it is sure to be a good one!
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
The COTY Award
So I have been living in Atl (misrepresented as the "A" but that's another story) for about 2 months, and ever since I have moved here, there has been an event going on every weekend, week, day, something. However, there has been something that has eluded me since I have been here and it finally happened on Sunday night.
Leaving a pool party/cookout with some friends, we stopped at a gas station for the people trailing me to get gas. As we pull up I notice something out the corner of my eye by the end pump. A lady was hanging out here window with a camera phone saying "YEAH YEAH YEAH GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! BOAW BOAW BOAW!" and there was an older crackhead dancing and gyrating and poppin and everything else for a couple dollars. Now don't get me wrong, I am not naive to the crackhead phenomenon but this one was far more passionate than those from Mobile, Alabama that I have seen and other places I have been. He must have been dancing, HARD!, for about 6 or 7 minutes non stop and didn't even look remotely winded. Dude was giving shoutouts to other crackheads on camera, fielding requests, hell I think he even could have pumped her gas at the same time if she asked him to and he would have did it flawlessly. For that I got to give him my first award of The Daily Most Random and that is Crackhead of the Year - All Around (the COTYs) and I'll give him a name that I feel he may have been called, Jethro Leo Williamson.
I salute you Jethro, good luck and godspeed on all your crackhead endeavors and journeys, you are appreciated and IF I see you again, I'll be sure to give you some Monopoly money.
Leaving a pool party/cookout with some friends, we stopped at a gas station for the people trailing me to get gas. As we pull up I notice something out the corner of my eye by the end pump. A lady was hanging out here window with a camera phone saying "YEAH YEAH YEAH GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! BOAW BOAW BOAW!" and there was an older crackhead dancing and gyrating and poppin and everything else for a couple dollars. Now don't get me wrong, I am not naive to the crackhead phenomenon but this one was far more passionate than those from Mobile, Alabama that I have seen and other places I have been. He must have been dancing, HARD!, for about 6 or 7 minutes non stop and didn't even look remotely winded. Dude was giving shoutouts to other crackheads on camera, fielding requests, hell I think he even could have pumped her gas at the same time if she asked him to and he would have did it flawlessly. For that I got to give him my first award of The Daily Most Random and that is Crackhead of the Year - All Around (the COTYs) and I'll give him a name that I feel he may have been called, Jethro Leo Williamson.
I salute you Jethro, good luck and godspeed on all your crackhead endeavors and journeys, you are appreciated and IF I see you again, I'll be sure to give you some Monopoly money.
Friday, August 6, 2010
#DeathTo the #FlimFlammers
We have all been through it. You know the eerie feeling of meeting someone or seeing someone you have only seen in pictures on Facebook, MySpace or Twitter. You never quite know what to expect, whether they are crazy, odd, or just the way you thought they would be personality wise; however, the one thing you DO KNOW is that they are cute, bad, fine, smokin, "like whoa" a la Black Rob and Mya, etc. So you put aside your inhibitions and you say "Sure why not, I would love to kick it with you sometime, how bout Friday at 6:30?" Then that day comes that you have been waiting for anxiously and you go to that meeting place and you wait for he or she to show up, hit it off, and you two become the happiest couple or friends this side of the Mississip.
Then it happens. You see that person coming closer to the spot wearing the outfit they so accurately described to a "T" and you get up and prepare for the rest of your life. Fellas you know, she's walking up, hair blowing in the wind, curves like a coke bottle, complexion looking like Nekfertiti herself. Ladies you too, the man is walking to you tall, dressed very nicely, hair cut, and brolic... both descriptions are from 100 meters.
Yes you guessed it, you have fallen victim to the #FlimFlammer.
Def. Flim Flammer - a male or female that has deceived, duped, bamboozled, and even hoodwinked other homo sapiens into thinking/believing that they were in fact 100 times more attractive than they actually were i.e. shown themselves to have no flaws physically when in fact they are extremely flawed
Please do not get me wrong, I AM NOT A SHALLOW PERSON, I just like for people to be honest with me as I am honest with them, and the art of the Flim Flammer is not for the novice by any means. These people have perfected the craft for years and will stop at nothing to fool YOU! Personally I don't mind unattractive people because they always make it up somewhere else, this is FACT, except for the Flim Flammers. They do not make it up because they are too busy perfecting their Flim Flamming craft to work on cooking, knitting, athletic abilities, etc.
Little did you know, my friends, there are steps to detect these people and not be a victim of their deceiving ways. Here are some things to look out for:
1. If they only have profile pics of other people and/or pics with them and a group of people
2. Photo albums entitled "My Family" or "Friends" and not a tagged pic or a pic of themselves in sight
3. They say ALL the right things about themselves and say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with them physically (see also Insane person)
4. If they often compare themselves to celebrities and say that they have been mistaken for attractive ones all the time
Beware my friends, BEWARE. they are amongst you as we speak. Please take heed to my advice, guidance and warnings if you don't want to fall victim to these exploits.
GOOD DAY
Then it happens. You see that person coming closer to the spot wearing the outfit they so accurately described to a "T" and you get up and prepare for the rest of your life. Fellas you know, she's walking up, hair blowing in the wind, curves like a coke bottle, complexion looking like Nekfertiti herself. Ladies you too, the man is walking to you tall, dressed very nicely, hair cut, and brolic... both descriptions are from 100 meters.
Yes you guessed it, you have fallen victim to the #FlimFlammer.
Def. Flim Flammer - a male or female that has deceived, duped, bamboozled, and even hoodwinked other homo sapiens into thinking/believing that they were in fact 100 times more attractive than they actually were i.e. shown themselves to have no flaws physically when in fact they are extremely flawed
Please do not get me wrong, I AM NOT A SHALLOW PERSON, I just like for people to be honest with me as I am honest with them, and the art of the Flim Flammer is not for the novice by any means. These people have perfected the craft for years and will stop at nothing to fool YOU! Personally I don't mind unattractive people because they always make it up somewhere else, this is FACT, except for the Flim Flammers. They do not make it up because they are too busy perfecting their Flim Flamming craft to work on cooking, knitting, athletic abilities, etc.
Little did you know, my friends, there are steps to detect these people and not be a victim of their deceiving ways. Here are some things to look out for:
1. If they only have profile pics of other people and/or pics with them and a group of people
2. Photo albums entitled "My Family" or "Friends" and not a tagged pic or a pic of themselves in sight
3. They say ALL the right things about themselves and say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with them physically (see also Insane person)
4. If they often compare themselves to celebrities and say that they have been mistaken for attractive ones all the time
For Example, this scene from "Friday" shows the art of the Flim Flammer precisely:
SEXY VOICE: I'm about 5'2". Light skin. Long hair. I'm thick. People say I look like Janet Jackson.Smokey: For real? No shit? Janet Jackson? Oh, boy.
Beware my friends, BEWARE. they are amongst you as we speak. Please take heed to my advice, guidance and warnings if you don't want to fall victim to these exploits.
GOOD DAY
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